Thanksgiving Joke

Okay, tomorrow's Thanksgiving so, here's a semi-thanksgiving joke.


There was a man who had a beautiful macaw. The problem was it had the foulest of all sailor mouths. It was always cursing, and when it wasn't cursing, it was cussing, and when it wasn't cursing or cussing, it was sleeping. This embarassed the man greatly. Anyway, one day the man's mother-in-law came over for dinner and the floodgates opened up. The parrot couldn't say anything nice at ALL! Finally when the man's mother-in-law left, he man had had enough! He grabbed the parrot and threw him in the freezer. The parrot started cursing and cussing! Flapping and scratching! The he calmed down very suddenly. The man became nervous. He went and opened the freezer and very calmly the parrot walked out on his arm and said. "I apologize for my past behavior. It was unnecessary and uncalled for. However, I have one question: What did the turkey do wrong?"