I need ideas!

Okay, I just all of a sudden got a hankering to write a story. I don't know whether it'll be a book or just a short story but I wanna write something. Problem is, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ABOUT!!!! I need idears! Email me some form of genre at IndyJake210@aol.com and your name if I don't know you personally and I will write some form of composition, short story or book and the book will be FOR YOU!! I mean it will be for everyone to read, but in the front of the book it will say: "This book is for..." So, EMAIL ME IDEAS!!!!! Don't let my sudden whim dwindle. The sooner I get ideas the more likely they will be put in print. And don't worry about searching Barne's and Noble for a book by Jacob DePriest I will let you know and I will put the winner on the blog.